M. Night Shyamalan is running out of ideas.
even the cop gets in trouble
Let’s be honest, the reason we just hate Joffery so damn much on Game of Thrones is because Jack Gleeson is a damn good actor. Good job bringing one of the most evil characters ever written, to life.
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
Japanese Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man.
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
They’re both like “Don’t touch me!……………………………..I’m winning this.”
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
unless you have the reflexes of a baby deer, in which case, just hand over your wallet, piss yourself, curl up and cry until they leave.
Holy Disarming Christ
daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert
wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert
This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins” may in fact be racist, so they started an organization to provide resources to Native Americans, which completely misses the point.
Colbert’s (non-existent, btw) “Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever” is a parody of what the Redskins organization is actually doing in actual reality.
It’s lampooning actually stupid bullshit that you, for some reason, are NOT paying attention to.
That’s the joke, you humorless animals.
Steven Colbert is the man