March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
65 posts
Feb 29th
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“Church and State are, and must remain, separate.”
– Ronald Reagan
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Ryan Taylor
From las Vegas Nevada, where are you and why won’t you return my calls bro!? I thought we were best bros!? If anybody from Las Vegas knows where this kid is, let me know please so I can kick him in his knee.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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“Record Labels Are Rubbish” →
Hahahahahaha. Pretty funny because I’ve had been in conversations like this.
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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Jon Stewart
Is my hero
Feb 24th
I will cut
The next pair of suspenders i see. If you are under 74 and wearing them I will cut them off.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
I think the economy is getting better
Because all I hear about on the news now is social issues like contraception and religion. Good I guess. At least those are easier topics to handle. (joke)
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Idiots
You complain after buying an app on the app store titled Nude Ninja that it’s a waste of .99 cents and that it’s somehow not an epic 3D adventure. Youre an idiot and should be put down. It’s called Nude Ninja. Apple doesn’t allow nudity in their apps you non contributing zero! You got served and deservedly so.
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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A CEO who makes 65 million a year
Is a hypocrite when he asks “Where are the jobs?”. You make the jobs. Your a “job creator”. Make some jobs please. Maybe, just maybe and I’m no economist but maybe you could take your pay grade down a million and create a new department of advertising or cognitive mathematics? But who am I? Your the expert not me. You deserve 65 million dollars a year. A year. A. YEAR
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
You know your famous when radical groups label you... →
The God of dubstep, Skrillex is being singled by this group. This is a must read because I don’t think you’ll hear anything else as ridiculous as this. In my mind these people aren’t REAL Christians.
Feb 16th
Ya know what I did for valentines day?
Watched Twilight on DVD with my girl. Tell me that’s not commitment
Feb 15th
Feb 13th
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I've made a whopping
.12 cents through my album being on spotify. Sweet!
Feb 13th
John Q
Great movie
Feb 13th
“Eat your soup. Let her talk”
– LL Cool J
Feb 13th
Feb 12th
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I'm sorry rest of the world
We’ll catch up to you eventually. We just to weed out a couple of people still stuck in 1930.
Feb 12th
Feb 11th
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Oh wait
It’s gone again
Feb 11th
Oh
There’s the snow. 2 months late I see
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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So WTF?
Surfing TV and what the…….Did the world get so messed up that we actually have to discuss contraception in the year 2012?! I thought we had that fight already in….like…..1912.
Feb 10th
Feb 9th
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